33 Funny Quotes About Life That Will Make You Smile

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Life is better when you don’t take things too seriously. When you’re able to laugh or smile through the good times and the bad. This is a fact that a lot of people have come to appreciate which is why we have so many funny quotes about life to enjoy today! There is such strength to the smilers, to the people that will not let their light be dimmed.


1. Sometimes all you need is a little chocolate.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. — Charles M. Schulz

2. Oh, What the hell!

Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make? — Terry Johnson

Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make? — Terry Johnson

3. Why memorize when you can look it up?

Never memorize something that you can look up. — Albert Einstein

Never memorize something that you can look up. — Albert Einstein

4. When life gives you lemons…

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guiswite

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guiswite

5. Before you frown, make sure…

Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. – Jim Beggs

Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. – Jim Beggs

6. The best advice!

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either. ― Ricky Gervais

The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either. ― Ricky Gervais

7. You’re unique…

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. ― Margaret Mead

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. ― Margaret Mead

8. Always and Never?

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. ― Wendell Johnson

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. ― Wendell Johnson

9. A day without sunshine.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ― Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ― Steve Martin

10. Think nobody cares? Try missing a couple of car payments!

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ― Earl Wilson

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ― Earl Wilson

11. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then find somebody whose life gives them vodka.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party. ― Ron White

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life gives them vodka, and have a party. ― Ron White

12. Only three things are certain in life…

In life only three things are certain: death, Adobe updates and taxes. — Trevor Noah

In life only three things are certain: death, Adobe updates and taxes. — Trevor Noah

13. There are two motives for reading a book!

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. ― Bertrand Russell

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. ― Bertrand Russell

14. It’s cool having a large and close-knit family… in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ― George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ― George Burns

15. A quick test before you marry…

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. — Will Ferrell

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. — Will Ferrell

16. The weird thing about banks.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. - Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. – Bob Hope

17. Clear conscience or bad memory?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. — Steven Wright

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. — Steven Wright

18. Time is an illusion.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. ― Douglas Adams

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. ― Douglas Adams

19. How many tequilas?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. ― George Carlin

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. ― George Carlin

20. Life isn’t a fairytale.

Life isn't a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk. ― Darynda Jones

Life isn’t a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. ― Darynda Jones

21. What is confidence?

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion. — Tina Fey

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion. — Tina Fey

22. The secret to staying young.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball

23. Can’t resist temptation.

I can resist everything except temptation. – Oscar Wilde

I can resist everything except temptation. – Oscar Wilde

24. A life hack.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

25. Bookshelf vs TV?

My father always said, ‘Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf. – Emilia Clarke

My father always said, ‘Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf. – Emilia Clarke

26. Love conquers all.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West

27. That’s the problem with the future.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. ― Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. ― Bill Watterson

28. The thing about our sun.

The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and. dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it. had nothing else in the universe to do. – Galileo Galilei

The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and. dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it. had nothing else in the universe to do. – Galileo Galilei

29. When somebody says “Don’t look now!”

funny quotes about life

Don’t look now, but that’s my ex over there.”
Surely I’m not the only one who takes “don’t look now” as “there’s no better time than now.” I looked.
― Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

30. Grown up thoughts

As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. ― David Sedaris, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. ― David Sedaris, Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls

31. If you love something, set them free.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. ― Chuck Palahniuk

If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes. ― Chuck Palahniuk

32. Home is where you can tell people to get out.

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. ― Jim Butcher

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. ― Jim Butcher

33. Sunrises are beautiful, if you’re awake to see them.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. ― Mindy Kaling


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